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Als je het niet begrijpt dan moet je het eens luidop lezen!

een grappig engels gesprek.;)

Kofi Anan : Voorzitter van de U.N.

Madame Condoleezza 'Condi' Rice is de 'Nationale
security adviseur' van George  Bush

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi!  Nice to see you.  What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:  Great.  Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi:  That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you.  Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:  Yes.

George:  I mean the fellow's name.

Condi:  Hu.

George:  The guy in China.

Condi:  Hu.

George:  The new leader of China.

Condi:  Hu.

George:  The Chinaman!

Condi:  Hu is leading China.

George:  Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:  I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George:  Well, I"m asking you.  Who is leading China?

Condi:  That's the man's name.

George:  That's whose name?

Condi:  Yes.

George:  Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir?  Yassir Arafat is in China?  I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi:  That's correct.

George:  Then who is in China?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir is in China?

Condi:  No, sir.

George:  Then who is?

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Yassir?

Condi:  No, sir.

George:  Look, Condi.  I need to know the name of the new leader
of China.  Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi:  Kofi?

George:  No, thanks.

Condi:  You want Kofi?

George:  No.

Condi:  You don't want Kofi.

George:  No.  But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk.  And then get me the U.N.

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  Not Yassir!  The guy at the U.N.

Condi:  Kofi?

George:  Milk!  Will you please make the call?

Condi:  And call who?

George:  Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi:  Hu is the guy in China.

George:  Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:  Yes, sir.

George:  And stay out of the Middle East!  Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi:  Kofi.

George:  All right!  With cream and two sugars.   Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi:  Rice, here.

George: Rice?  Good idea.  And a couple of egg rolls, too.  Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China.  And the Middle East.  Can
you get Chinese food in the Middle East?